We did faux, so now it’s time for the real deal, bitchez.
chicken (remove any piece of chicken, preferably on the bone, from anything on the buffet line and scrape off the sauce)
an apple (GREEN PLEASE)
spoonful of mayonnaise
spoonful of dijon mustard
Get your chicken from the buffet line. If they have chicken on the bone, then GREAT. Cut up your chicken into little pieces, you can even shred it with your fork, and place in a bowl. Chop up your apple and celery and toss that in along with the craisins. Mix in your mayo and mustard. Top off with a little pepper. Fuckyeahchickensalad. Put her in a sandwich if your heart so desires.